He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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