I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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