Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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