question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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