guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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