This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Randomize
