Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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