Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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