Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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