So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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