Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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