It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I will pee on everything he values.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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