brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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