I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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