Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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