That's intense
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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