I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
What drink are we having for lunch?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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