You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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