My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Sext me about skeletons
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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