So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Randomize
