Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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