i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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