ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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