hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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