Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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