This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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