Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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