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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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