I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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