he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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