I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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