i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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