I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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