walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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