You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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