I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
