is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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