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Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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