I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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