I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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