If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Randomize
