Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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