What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Randomize
