Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
