Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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