there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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