god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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