so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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