Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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