Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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