I think im going to throw up on grandma
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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