He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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