Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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