I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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