Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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